Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Wholesome

Secretary (upon seeing the fruit laid out for my lunch): Wow, you’ve got a big pear.

Me: Thanks, it’s nice that you think that.

Secretary: What?

Me: Nothing.

4 Comments:

Blogger TimT said...

One time at a temping agency where I was applying for a job:

SECRETARY: Welcome Timothy! Take a seat.

ME: (Picking seat up) Where would you like me to take it?

SECRETARY: What?

But you shouldn't tease secretaries. It's not nice.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous fishgosquish_gill said...

And think Blanders, if you said that to the secratary you would have got slapped (at the very least)!

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Troy said...

So you've taken to wearing spandex pants to the office? How the mighty and kitsch have fallen.

10:54 AM  
Blogger 2BarRiff said...

I do not allow anyone at my work to look at me directly, much less at my lunch. Who the hell do they think they are?

10:48 PM  

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