Eeagh!
The Many Thoughts of Roxy, Heroine of 'Eegah'.
Ooh, my boyfriend is singing a song called 'Vicki'. It must be about me. Tee hee hee!
Now he's singing a song called 'Valerie'. It must be about me too. Tee hee hee!
I tell you I saw a giant caveman out on the highway! What, you think I have the intelligence and creativity to make something up?
Daddy, while you're out looking for the caveman, can you buy me a pony?
Hmm, we're going out into the desert to find my missing father. What shall I wear? I know; my swimsuit, a flimsy bathing jacket and silver highheeled sandals!
Wheee!
Let's see, I'm about to be raped by a caveman, so this must be the perfect time for some sub-screwball repartee with my campy father.
Actually, this takes me back to my sorority days.
Gosh, those fourteen years at Barber College really paid off!
Oops, there I go again! Consciousness is for squares!
Do I even have a job?
You know, Tommy, those little robots are right; you do look like a Cabbage Patch Elvis!
Ooh, my boyfriend is singing a song called 'Vicki'. It must be about me. Tee hee hee!
Now he's singing a song called 'Valerie'. It must be about me too. Tee hee hee!
I tell you I saw a giant caveman out on the highway! What, you think I have the intelligence and creativity to make something up?
Daddy, while you're out looking for the caveman, can you buy me a pony?
Hmm, we're going out into the desert to find my missing father. What shall I wear? I know; my swimsuit, a flimsy bathing jacket and silver highheeled sandals!
Wheee!
Let's see, I'm about to be raped by a caveman, so this must be the perfect time for some sub-screwball repartee with my campy father.
Actually, this takes me back to my sorority days.
Gosh, those fourteen years at Barber College really paid off!
Oops, there I go again! Consciousness is for squares!
Do I even have a job?
You know, Tommy, those little robots are right; you do look like a Cabbage Patch Elvis!
posted by Blandwagon at 6:19 PM
1 Comments:
Believe it or not, this is exactly what my weekend looked like. Right down to the caveman with a tattered skirt. Uncanny.
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