Friday, March 23, 2007

Spooky

I think I speak for all of us when I say that if all airlines had flight safety cards recounting the adventures of glowing red ghost terrorists, we'd probably read them more.


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My Russian is a little rusty, but I think I've managed to translate some of the more straightforward panels...


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If your flight is hijacked by glowing red ghost terrorists, just ignore them.


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If you're a single woman in a short red dress, attempt to chat up the terrorist. He's probably not such a bad guy, and let's face it, honey; you're not getting any younger.


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Men react with alarm, women with curiosity. It's one of those Mars/Venus things.


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Hijackings can be, like, super boring.


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If you're a gay man and your boyfriend has recently given you an engagement ring, show it to the terrorist. Everybody loves diamonds.


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When escaping the aircraft, let the members of The Wiggles go first. They're richer than you, and probably more important to your children.


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Once you are off the plane, run away from the glowing green ghost soldiers. Do not stop to wonder why your plane doesn't have any wings.

3 Comments:

Blogger MC Etcher said...

Brilliant! It's so good, I sent a copy to my mother.

I'm afraid I had to take full credit, however. Sorry.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous fishgosquish_gill said...

Fantastic! Will have to remember to wear a short red dress next time I'm flying somewhere. Red isn't really my colour though...

7:01 AM  
Blogger an9ie said...

If you're a gay man and your boyfriend has recently given you an engagement ring, show it to the terrorist. Everybody loves diamonds.

That was my favourite bit :D

9:48 AM  

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