Monday, July 10, 2006

Hugs!


Sweet. Merciful. Crap.


There was a time when the ceremonies surrounding death offered even the most tawdry individual a quiet moment of dignity. But now, apparently, your death and your memory can be just as shallow and tacky as your life!


And somewhere, Jean Teasdale is updating her will.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Matthew Jarvis said...

I agree, being inturned (!) in a plush angel bear would be kind of tacky.

But what if your resting place was a life-size, fully functional Tom Servo replica?

7:04 PM  
Blogger Joshua Farrier said...

People always say that they want their ashes thrown out of an airplane window, or strewn out to sea.

I always thought it would be neat to have a friend surreptitiously drop my ashes into one of those big vats at the water treatment plant. Then I could be digested by the population of a little town somewhere. A little of me in all of the, you know?

Josh

5:23 AM  
Blogger Blandwagon said...

But what if your resting place was a life-size, fully functional Tom Servo replica?

I'm appalled that you even need to ask.

10:45 AM  

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