Revision

While getting a feel for the second-hand scooter market, I came across this advertisement:





Is it just me, or does "The scooter was revised" sound rather ominous? Although admittedly not half as ominous as the idea of going "overseases", presumably with The Precious.


But whatever this "revision" entailed, it must have been impressive to warrant the $75,000 price tag. I've narrowed the possibilities down to a) the scooter being granted the power to raise the dead, b) solid platinum wheels, or c) the Lingerie Model Riding Pillion upgrade package.