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It should be noted that my last post (the one about the inevitability of me buying blaxploitation music compilations) is the 1000th installment of Get On The Blandwagon! Somehow I've found enough to bang on about for one thousand different posts. Or one thousand and one, if you include this one.


So what sorts of topics has this blog examined over the last thousand posts. Here are some enlightening comparative statistics:


Important People

Number of posts mentioning Ursula Andress - 31

Number of posts mentioning Roger Corman - 11

Number of posts mentioning Jesus - 9


Temperance

Number of posts mentioning gin - 16

Number of posts mentioning vodka - 12

Number of posts mentioning mineral water - 3


Financial Maturity

Number of posts mentioning my vast MST3K collection - 51

Number of posts mentioning my vast Lego collection - 10

Number of posts mentioning my vast mortgage - 5


Important Holidays

Number of posts mentioning Christmas - 50

Number of posts mentioning AndressFest - 27

Number of posts mentioning Thanksgiving - 2

Number of posts mentioning Valentine's Day - 1


Theology

Number of posts mentioning God - 14

Number of posts mentioning Satan - 12

Number of posts mentioning Buddha - 1

Number of posts mentioning Allah - 0

Number of posts mentioning Pam Grier - 6


Quality cinema

Number of posts mentioning Alfred Hitchcock - 0

Number of posts mentioning Federico Fellini - 0

Number of posts mentioning Coleman Francis - 6


If you identify any other telling statistics, please let me know. I'm prepared to be alarmed.