Toying

One day Dalek decided to go for a wander across a strange new planet. "Golly," he thought, "I wonder who I shall exterminate today?"





In fact, he was so busy thinking about who he could exterminate that he didn't even notice Godzilla coming up behind him. At least until Godzilla started to bite his head off!





"Ha ha, I played a funny trick on you!" laughed Godzilla. Dalek wanted to exterminate him, but he couldn't, because he'd had his head ripped off, and he was dead.





Fortunately Mr Wampa happened to be strolling by, and he fixed Dalek as good as new. "Thanks, Mr Wampa!" said Dalek. "I didn't like being dead one bit!"





Then he exterminated both of them. Because he was kind of a dick like that.