Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Scream (Addendum)

More stills and commentary from 'Scream Blacula Scream'...

Willis: You mean to tell me I ain’t never gonna see my face again?

Me: No way!

Pam Grier is Indiana Jones in ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Funk’.

Pam Grier: Will you excuse me?

Me (as Pam): It's Thursday. I promised Roger Corman I'd make a couple of movies with him tonight. It should only take an hour or so.

Even in death, Gloria’s hair has more surface area than Venezuela.

Ah, the 70s. When a man could wear his pyjama pants to work and still be the best dressed dude in the office.

This is what the coolest vampire hunters are wearing this season. The turtleneck protects the throat, and the red acrylic hides the bloodstains. The purple safari suit is just there because it’s groovy.

Justin in a burgundy turtleneck with burnt orange suit jacket. Not shown: very tight matching burnt orange pants with lace up fly. Oh yeah, baby.

Blacula, either undergoing his death throes or practicing for his highly anticipated new role as Zombie Superman.

And finally, to understand everything that was wrong with the 70s, all you need to know is that this was supposed to be the home of a hip professional black man. Saints preserve us all.


Blogger MC Etcher said...

Blackula's?? Where's Jefferson Twilight when you need him?

7:02 PM  

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