Hoffortunity

Get excited, people! David Hasselhoff's house is up for sale!





Now you too can enjoy a little bit of Hasselhoff Heaven. Cook on his stove! Swim in his pool! Discover his shameful stash of Harlequin romance novels under the loose floorboard in the spare bedroom!


It seems like a nice enough place, but I can't help but be a little surprised by the interior design. I would have thought that The Hoff's tastes would be a tad more... assertive.