Wednesday, April 02, 2008


I don't remember approving this:

NAMBLA and the KKK, yes, but not this. Was I drunk? Did someone bribe me with pie? I think I'd remember pie.


Blogger 2BarRiff said...

Too many Dirty Ursula's mayhaps?

8:45 PM  
Blogger Blandwagon said...

There's no such thing as "too many Dirty Ursulas", 2BarRiff.

Frankly, we need more!

9:29 AM  
Blogger phaedrus said...

I think you can say anything so long as you include an asterisk.*

*Wild speculation.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Blandwagon said...

Last night I killed a hooker and buried her in the back yard.*

*Warning - may not have happened.

Hey, you're right! It really works!

On an entirely unrelated note, does anyone know how to get DNA evidence off a shovel?

11:48 AM  
Anonymous TroyG said...

A Dirty Ursula should clean it right off. It seemed to work for your memory of not having pie.

Failing that, call it a spade.

10:16 AM  

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