Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mad

Possible captions for this image:



1. Sadly, although she remembered to do her forehead, Madonna forgot to Botox the rest of her body.

2. "Screw the gingerbread house! I'm gonna be a star!"

3. "The dead have risen and they're faking guitar solos!"



Further suggestions will be gratefully received in comments.

4 Comments:

Anonymous be.bart said...

Known side-effects of repeated use of LSD: men may find that their face starts to resemble that of worn-out pop stars.

11:13 PM  
Blogger an9ie said...

I know this is an obvious one, but there's the old but good:

"I'm melting! I'M MELTING!!!"

Yes, that's the best I can come up with. My brain has been fried by watching young toned men sweat it out in a Friday Night Lights marathon.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Blandwagon said...

You're right, bart. She does look like a really demented drag queen version of herself.

But I don't think she's so much "melting" as "hardening", possibly to the consistency of peanut brittle.

12:19 PM  
Blogger David Cohen said...

"Look! My arms are as buff and toned as Ben Cousins'!"

3:52 PM  

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