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My first thought upon waking this morning:
Yay! It's Saturday! What shall I do today? Off to a cafe for breakfast? Maybe watch a movie? Play some games?
My second thought upon waking this morning:
Wait a minute... didn't I go to church yesterday?
My third thought upon waking this morning:
If I went to church yesterday, it must have been Sunday, so today can't be Saturday. It must be... Monday.
My fourth thought upon waking this morning:
So it's actually five days of work until Saturday.
My fifth thought upon waking this morning:
[censored due to extreme violence and coarse language]
Yay! It's Saturday! What shall I do today? Off to a cafe for breakfast? Maybe watch a movie? Play some games?
My second thought upon waking this morning:
Wait a minute... didn't I go to church yesterday?
My third thought upon waking this morning:
If I went to church yesterday, it must have been Sunday, so today can't be Saturday. It must be... Monday.
My fourth thought upon waking this morning:
So it's actually five days of work until Saturday.
My fifth thought upon waking this morning:
[censored due to extreme violence and coarse language]
posted by Blandwagon at 5:50 PM
3 Comments:
If it was Saturday and you had played some games - i.e. first person shooters - your final line of that post would have been the same anyway.
Actually everything I do, from doing the vacuuming to high tea with the vicar, tends to end up with extreme violence and coarse language.
I have issues.
See, on days like those I promise myself fried chicken at lunchtime. Surefire way of making you look forward to the day.
FRIED. CHICKEN.
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