Propagandapalooza!
Fun Facts About Kim Jong Il!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #23 - Kim Jong Il only gives rides to hitchhikers who match his upholstery!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #47A & B - Kim Jong Il has increased productivity by forty-two percent by banning all elbows! He also plans to destroy the world with giant barbed penis launchers!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #82 - Unlike ordinary mortals, Kim Jong Il's heart has a merengue beat!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #106 - In his youth Kim Jong Il led the only Boy Scout troop ever to develop nuclear capabilities!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #209 - Kim Jong Il was the only character in 'Team America' to play himself!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #23 - Kim Jong Il only gives rides to hitchhikers who match his upholstery!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #47A & B - Kim Jong Il has increased productivity by forty-two percent by banning all elbows! He also plans to destroy the world with giant barbed penis launchers!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #82 - Unlike ordinary mortals, Kim Jong Il's heart has a merengue beat!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #106 - In his youth Kim Jong Il led the only Boy Scout troop ever to develop nuclear capabilities!
Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #209 - Kim Jong Il was the only character in 'Team America' to play himself!
posted by Blandwagon at 6:14 PM
2 Comments:
awesome. he's also very ronery.
*wiping away tears of laughter*
Ah, marvellous ... especially the merengue heartbeat.
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