Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Propagandapalooza!

Fun Facts About Kim Jong Il!


kim and the hitchhiker

Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #23 - Kim Jong Il only gives rides to hitchhikers who match his upholstery!


Kim and the elbows

Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #47A & B - Kim Jong Il has increased productivity by forty-two percent by banning all elbows! He also plans to destroy the world with giant barbed penis launchers!


kim and his heart

Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #82 - Unlike ordinary mortals, Kim Jong Il's heart has a merengue beat!


kim and the boy scouts

Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #106 - In his youth Kim Jong Il led the only Boy Scout troop ever to develop nuclear capabilities!


kim and team america

Kim Jong Il Fun Fact #209 - Kim Jong Il was the only character in 'Team America' to play himself!

2 Comments:

Blogger jennifer_starfall said...

awesome. he's also very ronery.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Darren said...

*wiping away tears of laughter*

Ah, marvellous ... especially the merengue heartbeat.

10:20 AM  

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