Friday, August 04, 2006

Service


In the ongoing conflict between what James Lileks described as an "Islamic social welfare organization reluctantly pressed into combat" (ie Hezbollah) and "bloodthirsty religious lunatics who relish the indiscriminate killing of civilians" (ie the Israeli army), it may be difficult for the objective outsider to know whom to support.


We here at Get on the Blandwagon! have prepared this handy visual guide for the bewildered man, to aid him in his assessment of this complicated and multi-faceted issue.


Hezbollah (with rifle)

Hezbollah (with rifle)


The Israeli Army (with rifle)

The Israeli Army (with rifle)


Hezbollah (in a pensive mood)

Hezbollah (in a pensive mood)


The Israeli Army (in a pensive mood)

The Israeli Army (in a pensive mood)


Hezbollah (grouped)

Hezbollah (riverdancing, I think)


The Israeli Army (grouped)

The Israeli Army (not riverdancing... but who cares?)


We hope these images have been useful.

1 Comments:

Blogger phaedrus said...

Brilliant! So what you're suggesting is that Hezbollah allow in female millitants and they can mud wrestle with the Israelis pictured here for control over Lebanon.

A gentleman and a scholar!

11:46 PM  

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