Meaty

Tuesday March 15 is International Eat An Animal For PETA Day! Hurrah! The aim of this worthy program is to encourage people, just for one day, to eat more meat than they would ordinarily, just to piss PETA off.

If, like me, you regard PETA as a power-crazed cult of economic and cultural terrorists, then join in the gravy-slathered fun and Eat An Animal For PETA. Then, if you have the time, drive over to Charlize Theron's house and slap her upside her silly, thoughtless head with a veal T-bone.