TINYPNIS

Yesterday evening on my way home from work I was cruising my Golf up the onramp for the Kwinana Freeway. Just at the point where the two lanes merge into one, I was overtaken on the wrong side by a bright red Ferrari. It accelerated past in a noisy roar so that it could be one space in front of me in the traffic crawl.


It had colour-matched personalised plates, reading 'FASTLOVE'.


No doubt they should have read, 'BEHOLD, THE OWNER OF THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS'. However I believe there's an eight letter limit.