Monday, December 20, 2004


Delayed Gratification is getting into your car and finding it infested with midgies, then gritting your teeth and enduring their silent, infernal orbits of the cabin, and their dogged determination to fly everywhere except out the windows, until you get to the grocery store, buy a can of insect spray, and SPRAY THE LITTLE BASTARDS BACK TO THE BLACK PIT OF HELL FROM WHENCE THEY CAME!

It's very cathartic. I'd recommend it to everyone.


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