Tuesday, February 26, 2019


Sooooo... it's been two and a half years since I last blogged. I just barely remembered what email login to use, although the password has been lost to the mists of time and the machinations of Google. I'm struggling to remember the tiny bits of HTML I knew, and the formating quirks I used to employ to make the blog look the way I wanted. Also... how do you do photos on this thing again? I have no idea. I guess that's why a test post is in order. I hope no one is still using a notification system to get updates on this, otherwise they're about to be hit with a dozen slightly different iterations of the same blog post.

Awwwww. "Blog post". There's a phrase that takes me back.

My poor blog has been so ignored. It used to be that typing "Blandwagon" into Google turned up my blog on the first page. Now it's like the fifth page, after dozens of lame jokes about station wagons, political movements, and some DJ called John B who recorded a terrible drum n bass track called 'Blandwagon Poos' in 2004.

Still, I guess, given my love of bad movies, kitsch and Ursula Andress, it makes sense that a terrible club anthem is the natural soundtrack for this blog.

I should link to it. Dammit, how do I link to things on this?