Lessons

It's that time of year again. The time that fills Blandwagons with joy and DVD players with loathing. The time when we remember that it isn't talent, hard work or luck that gets you ahead in this world. It's having boobies and getting them out at every conceivable opportunity.


Yes, it's AndressFest time!





AndressFest'13 - my eighth annual celebration of the greatest terrible actress ever to grace the silver screen - will be held on Friday 22 March 2013. Let me know if you would like to come. And you know you want to. Nobody says no to Ursula.