Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Furious (Addendum)

Scenes from ‘Space Fury’, featuring sarcastic commentary and more hot Door action:

“Sir! My monitor is unplugged, none of my controls have anything written on them, and an old guy keeps looking down my blouse!”

Rene and Yuri smile and wave through The Door’s window. Either that or they’re trapped in the tumble dryer again.

In any case, a shining performance from The Door.

Konrad in a hurry to see a man about a script. Notice how The Door plays this scene with a barely contained sense of threat.

Yuri, demonstrating the flawless looks and stunning physique that won him the heart and loins of the lovely Rene. The Door underplays the scene nicely with a vague sense of unease and disorientation.

Change the set dressing and The Door can play a completely different door, thus displaying more range than the rest of the cast combined.

Here playing the role of “Crashed Shuttle Door”, The Door proves its dedication to its craft by doing its own stunts.

Apparently Muscovites can now license their cars by writing a number on a piece of paper with a Sharpie then gluing it over the existing plate.

In space, no one can hear you LOL.

One of these characters is a mindless object with only two settings: open and closed. The other is… well, you get the idea.

Let’s not ask why there appears to be a calculator glued to the bulkhead.

A tracking shot of a helicopter, supposedly filmed at night with an infrared camera. Odd, though, that it casts a shadow hot enough to register.

Sweet merciful crap, these people were idiots.


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