Wednesday, December 12, 2007


Colleague: Here's the menu for the office Christmas party. I've worked it out so that we can cater for gluten-free and vegetarians, but I'm not sure we can accomodate any vegans. Do you think that's going to be a problem?

Me: Vegans? Bah! Vegans can bite my arse for all I care. Actually, no, wait, I guess they can't.


Blogger an9ie said...

Don't forget the lactose intolerant and the fruitarians. Oh, and the people who apparently will DROP DEAD if anything with peanuts in it touches their lips.

For goodness' sake, people! If you can't eat anything that's going to be provided (by someone else's good will, I might add), then just bring your own food, instead of forcing us to partake of your tasteless, self-righteous fare.


Oops ... sorry, this kind of thing gets me all fired up.

Also - nice comeback :)

5:25 PM  

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