Fear
When I got home from work last night, there was a 2 litre Coke bottle sitting just inside my front gate. It had no label, and was filled with a light brown liquid that was decidedly not Coke.
The only marking on the bottle was the letters “JI” on the cap.
I figure that either Jemaah Islamiah has been reduced to threatening decadent Westerners with the horror of watered-down cola, or I’m missing something here.
The only marking on the bottle was the letters “JI” on the cap.
I figure that either Jemaah Islamiah has been reduced to threatening decadent Westerners with the horror of watered-down cola, or I’m missing something here.
posted by Blandwagon at 5:56 PM
2 Comments:
It's subversion of the highest order. If you stop drinking Cocacola, the terrorists have won (tm).
I don't why, but to me, unidentified liquids always seem more sinister than unidentified solids.
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