Wednesday, October 18, 2006


I had pizza with some friends last night, and we ate at the dining table while their four year old daughter sat in an adjacent room watching a 'My Little Ponies' DVD.

Me: I haven't been able to think of My Little Ponies quite the same way since I saw the Pony or Pornstar website.

BM: What?

Me: It's a list of names of porn stars and ponies, and you have to guess which is which. Like you'd see the name 'Blueberry Muffin' and have to think, "Is this more likely to be an XXX movie actress or a small, slightly creepy plastic toy?'

DM: You're kidding.

Me: Nope. It's actually pretty hard. Those bloody ponies all have names like Golden Bangs or Love Petal. And some of us have minds that are inappropriately tuned to double entendres.

BM: ...

DM: ...

My Little Pony Soundtrack in background: It's so big! It's gigantic! It's... humungous!

Conversation halts as all adults laugh so hard that pizza comes out their noses.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used to luv my little ponies, you've just scared me for life! heehee

2:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A horsey quiz, very nice, although it was very hard actually, probably much like Green Eyes and his friend Skelator in Hispanic Heatwave. Now this little filly is off to bed to dream about that grey emo horse. Neeeeeeiiiiiigghhhhh.

12:51 AM  

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