Hood

I just wandered past the desk of one of our secretaries, who had wrapped herself in a red woollen shawl to combat our very effective air conditioning.


"What's in the basket?" I asked her.


She looked up, confused. "What? What basket?"


"The one you're taking to grandma's house."


Note to self: do not mock women who have a) good aim and b) a hole punch within easy reach.