Besotted

Well, it's taken many years of searching, but I've finally discovered my soulmate. I love you, goat-dressing piano-accordion-playing cheesy-smiling woman. Come to Australia and you shall have many dancing goats, the best caprine T-shirts, and the finest kitschy musical instruments ever devised.


Who would want some vapid self-absorbed bitchy supermodel when there are goat-dressing piano-accordion-playing cheesy-smiling women in this world? Be still my aching, enamored, besotted heart.