Friday, January 14, 2005


There is no joy in my life at the moment, because I am on a diet. I experience only numb nihilism and the unjoy.

The unjoy is that feeling you get when you think, "Hmmm, I could really go for one of those handmade imported Italian gourmet biscotti I have in the pantry," and experience a moment of contentment, before you suddenly remember that you are on a diet and cannot.

I dislike the unjoy.


Blogger Tisha from Texas said...

Please pass the carb-free, sugar-free, protein enriched piece of CRAP. Yep, diets suck. So do women that eat carbs in front of you. That's a felony where I come from, darlin'.
Great blog - come see me. Its calorie free.

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