Tuesday, May 13, 2014


As we all know I spent the whole month of March staggering drunkenly around Europe, which meant that I wasn't available to stagger drunkenly around my living room for my traditional hosting of AndressFest.

Ursula was perturbed.

However now that I'm back, as unstable and inebriated as ever, it's time to catch up with the greatest terrible actress the world has ever known for AndressFest'14!

This year AndressFest will be held on Friday May 30. Join me for our annual celebration of the woman who attained the highest of cinematic heights with nothing more than moxie, a can-do attitude, and a willingness to remove her clothes on the flimsiest of pretexts... sometimes even when there was a camera running.


Anonymous TroyG said...

From previous experience of Ursula's films, it's difficult to tell when she is perturbed from her nonverbal communication.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Blandwagon said...

But Ursula feeling something and Ursula acting about feeling something are two completely different things...

12:57 PM  

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