Thursday, June 02, 2005

Besotted

Well, it's taken many years of searching, but I've finally discovered my soulmate. I love you, goat-dressing piano-accordion-playing cheesy-smiling woman. Come to Australia and you shall have many dancing goats, the best caprine T-shirts, and the finest kitschy musical instruments ever devised.


Who would want some vapid self-absorbed bitchy supermodel when there are goat-dressing piano-accordion-playing cheesy-smiling women in this world? Be still my aching, enamored, besotted heart.

1 Comments:

Blogger phaedrus said...

THAT GOAT IS AMAZING.

I mean, the girl's alright too, but CHECK OUT THAT GOAT!

12:57 AM  

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